- Late night and early morning feedings.
- Changing diapers
- Burp up or formula spew
- Blow out diapers
- Feeding solids--or mush as the case may be.
What nobody thinks to mention comes later in a child's life.
It comes after potty training. When your child is so proud of their accomplishments they want to share them with you. It loud, excited detail.
TM: "Momma, did you hear that Big splash from the Big poopy?!"
Me: "I sure did."
TM: "Come check my Big poopy, Momma!"
Me: *Sigh* "I'm coming."
My daughter is really going to love me when she gets older and realizes I share these stories with the world.
Do you have any funny stories of parenting?